Girl to Boy

Wash your clothes on Monday after school and don't forget to put them in the dryer, I am not your maid. Clean your room on Tuesday, Lord only knows what I would find in there. Wear sunscreen in the sun. Don't use all the hot water with your showers. Put your dirty clothes in a laundry basket. Wear nice clothes to school and church, not the ones with holes and grass marks. Chew your food before you speak. Do not belch or even think about passing gas at the dinner table. Put the toilet seat up. Put the toilet seat down. Aim for the toilet if you miss clean it up.  but I don't have clean clothes by Sunday. This is how you wash dishes. This is how you vacuum. This is how you sweep and mop. Always say hello to your father when he comes home, he put the roof over your head. Fill up the gas tank on half full. This is where you take the oil to get changed in the car. This is how you wash the car. This is how you dress to impress a lady. Always give her a compliment even if you don't actually mean it. Buy a girl flowers if you like her. Be nice to all girls even if you don't like them. Don't get in arguments with other guys in front of girl. what if the other guy starts it? It doesn't matter you end it. Show your mother respect don't argue with her. Listen to advice from your family, even if it's not good advice. Be polite to your elders, they will still spank you. This is how to make good money. This is how to look like you got lots of money. don't light ants on fire in the back yard the neighbors will call the cops. Don't steal shoes because your mother won't buy them for you. Don't throw a fit if you don't see your girlfriend. Where protection, its called protection for a reason. Don't try smoking. Don't drink alcohol you will end up in Jail and in AA meetings with your grandmother. Don't listen to your father when he tells you to go work for Clearwater Paper. But they have retirement and they make good money and they have benefits. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life at 19 working in a mill?